Sixty-Six Memes To View At Your Discretion

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Jan 3, 2020 11:08 PM EST

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  • 01
    Text - I think it's supposed to be jerk chicken VI 注,经典川来,巴风味。 J川水泼辣鸡 Chicken rude and unreasonable / st & ]
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    Canidae - Homes: *exist* Homophobic People:
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    Photo caption - BETHESDA SOFTWORKS PRESENTS: FAC Friend FALLSUT
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    Tablecloth
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  • 05
    Cartoon - ching chong ching chong Bro that's racist You're racist for thinking I'm pretending to be Chinese You're racist because you assumed that I thought you were Chinese
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    Fire - Florida 07:35 PM BREAKING NEWS Florida Man Burns Down House On Purpose Says, "I paid for the fire alarm I'm going to use the fire alarm"
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    Photo caption - WOLFEE SMALL S255 MEDIUM $3.05 LARGE 53.3 Gour Goun INSIDE INSIDE edition edition antonio perez • 3 years ago The donut shop owner looks like a homeless jimmy Fallon 12K 目146
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    Adaptation - My dealers kid talking to me about Disney plus
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    Text - So I'm babysitting for my parent's friend and I accidentally gave the kid cold brew coffee instead of chocolate milk. 12:27 am honeybottledrip this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
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    Cartoon - YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PROPAIN I GO THOUGH... @USHSUX
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    Yellow - 4 year old me at the McDonalds play area waiting for mommy to turn around and look at me MOVIE TRILL
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    Text - Untitled 2 Styles Spacing Lists Hello. I am your printer. I have become self aware. Feed me ink or I'll print out your search history when your wife is home alone. Shari VanderWerf Follow @shariv67 My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. I just sent this document to it. 17 13,803 8,601
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    Text - kaijuno Eat 'n Harke @CMYKGenet Link's hair got longer in Breath of the Wild Zelda's hair is getting shorter in Breath of the Wild 2 Therfore I propose that Nintendo is making them look more similar to each other to foreshadow their eventual fusion into Hyrule's ultimate defender: LINDA Cursed agent-8-official Linda a year ago I will destroy ganon 77 Av. Reply Share»
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    Text - Mike Primavera @primawesome My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so l asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying. 10:03 · 2019-09-30 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Bird - tinysaurus-rex A cassowary, a rare emu-like bird, attacks and kills Florida man, officials say By Deanna Hackney and Eliott C. McLaughlin, CNN Updated 5:40 AM EDT, Mon April 15, 2019 rip Florida man musketeerswag Of course, the only thing capable of killing Florida Man is from Australia. As it should be. luckycavy117 unstoppable force meets immovable object Source: tinysauru... #x'D 11,373 notes
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    Text - Can we go to the gym tomorrow Sure Abby Baby* Oh boy here we go Read 8:59 PM follow @mudamemes So it begins.
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    Painting - Industrial Agers are ruining the country OK Loomer
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    Cat - EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A GANGSTER. UNTIL IT'S TIME TO DO GANGSTER SHIT.
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    Apple - That escalated quickly APPLE. THERE IS ONLY TRUE GOD. HERE IS
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    Text - "In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit. When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being, that means the child is ready. I take them out "for coffee" at the local wherever. We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is ma
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    Cat - stellmon my apartment's pest control guy always refers to Richie (my cat) as a "fellow industry professional"
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    Meal - The ultimate way to serve corn to your guests.
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    Footwear
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  • 24
    Text - When you're the first cop in the stack to conduct a red flag confiscation at a Vietnam Vet's house and you hear 'Fortunate Son' blasting from inside Mnte Dmerien Ek[innt innin
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    Text - you've heard of guitar hero now get ready for plantmanstevens: ukulele villain
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    Text - Sunday, July 19 8:44 a.m. Report of male rid- ing bike through neighborhood yelling racial slurs. 8:47 a.m. Officer stops man who says he's just trying to find his dog, Snickers.
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    Text - Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor 1/20/16, 8:35 PM E 233923 HIGH-RES MAR 10, 2016
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    Font - 7:44 1 Q A catsup vs ketchup Google R catsup vs ketchup ALL IMAGES SHOPPING VIDEOS NEWS Camden CICINAL HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP RECIP SLUE LABEL CATSU c hasppiness in a b STVARITIS These words have the same meanings and are simply alternate spellings. Therefore, both are correct. Catsup is a condiment and is the less popular spelling for the majority of regions. Ketchup is also a condiment and is the more popular spelling. Sep 11, 2017 Janc EnhanceMyWriting.com > catsup-vs... Catsup vs. Ketch
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    Text - Destry Broderick @DestryBrod To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I'm sorry that I asked if he was a rescue. The profanity wasn't necessary but thank you for not siccing him on me.
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    Text - Roses are red So is my lawnmower WORLD NEWS DAILY REPORT Where facts don't mafter ELDERLY COUPLE ACCIDENTALLY BURNS HOUSE DOWN DURING SEX GAME INVOLVING WW2 FLAMETHROWER II
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    Text - 1 50% 00000 AT&T LTE 6:45 PM 11 hrs Here's some unsolicited advice: If you really want to recreate the crucifixion of Jesus, make sure the actor is securely attached to the cross: Jesus Rises... Then Falls This guy's gonna need more than three day... www.patheos.com 478 86 Comments 82 Shares It Like Share Comment In poor taste i know but I can't help myself typing this comment... Isn't that what the nails are for? Notifications News Feed Requests Messenger More
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  • 32
    Cartoon - Santa: *comes down the chimney* My fat ass heating up a hot pocket at 3 AM:
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  • 33
    Text - Natives be like 8 hrs - 6 Today I was at the local home improvement store purchasing a few bags of gardening soil. As I waited in line to pay for my bags of dirt, a guy behind me spoke up; " You gonna do some planting ?" I turned to him and with a very serious face said " No, I am buying my land back one bag at at time & l'm getting a receipt this time. " The shocked look on his face was priceless Jay Jay Tallbull #NativesBeLike
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    Text - This poem reads negatively downward, but positively upward. Today was the absolute worst day ever And don't try to convince me that There's something good in every day Because, when you take a closer look, This world is a pretty evil place. Even if Some goodness does shine through once in a while Satisfaction and happiness don't last. And it's not true that It's all in the mind and heart Because True happiness can be obtained Only if one's surroundings are good It's not true that good exi
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  • 35
    Text - shittymoviedetails In Taylor Swift's 2017 song "Look What You Made Me Do", she says "I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams." This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares. tolstoyevskywrites I'm frickin ROLLING Source: shittymoviedetails 31,713 notes
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    Text - I checked my little cousin's YouTube search history and found out he's getting bullied! + Search YouTube 9 mia khalifa cagle squats 9 lionel richie in the buff 9 how to please my uncle how to stop bullying 9 midgets with aids screwing 08 21 7 Comments
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    Parakeet - When u finally try out that sweater ur grandma knitted for u and whichu thought was ugly but u find that it's actually nice
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    Cartoon - LIZA @alizamaaarie why did my dad wear that shirt to my 8th birthday partyu HAPPY BIRTHD ORGASM DONOR
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    Face - k heebs @kkaylihebert. hi it's 1:30am and my boyfriend just shot a roach with a blow gun.. didn't use a shoe oh no, too casual a blow gun Ah, Iseeyoutre a man of culture as well.
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    Text - KREI tilthat TILL TIL apes don't ask questions. While apes can learn sign language and communicate using it, they have never attempted to learn new knowledge by asking humans or other apes. They don't seem to realize that other entities can know things they don't. It's a concept that separates mankind from apes. via reddit.com hungwy they just mind their own business
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    Facial expression - Tvernews Priests in Russia took to the skies this week to 'save people from drunkenness' by air-bombing a city with holy water.
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  • 42
    Text - EQUALITY VERSUS EQUITY II In the first image, it is assumed that everyone will benefit from the same supports. They are being treated equally. In the second image, individuals are given different supports to make it possible for them to have equal access to the game. They are being treated equitably. In the third image, all three can see the game without any supports or accommodations because the cause of the inequity was addressed. The systemic barrier has been removed.
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  • 43
    Face - My niece won't stop crying about how bad her cake is and I just keep telling her to Let it Go! @thirstyspica Bakery
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  • 44
    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad My wife has like 20% of a conversation in her head before she decides to bring me into it. We can be driving in silence and she'll just be like "and then we'll pick the kids up and go straight from there."
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    Text - What brought you to Florida? "I threw a dart at the map and it landed in a trash can." -Patty H.
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    Speech - TFLL He looks like a slightly melted Robert Downey Jr It 14K 1 REPLY View 165 replies
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    Text - Ryan Hartley @RyannHartley People from states with nice roads may never understand what it's like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car. That sounded expensive sunder-the-gold What are your elected officials doing with all of your tax money? cuchuchillin Embezzling
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    Organism - @mobblele was told by the fruit man at the farmers market that i look like the 'fox guy from zootopia'
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    Text - When you watched enough anime to know a character is going to die The problem of being faster than light is tha you can only live in darkness.
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    Text - Neat Dad neatdad Dave @DaveApnea my wife (calling from her long business trip): are you washing all the dishes and cleaning the clothes as you go? me (drinking beer from a saucepan, wearing my old tuxedo): all good here, when you back?
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    Text - lauralot89 Hey everyone, so you know organizations like UNICEF and whatnot that allow you to buy the kind of gifts where you donate mosquito nets or something in a person's name? Well a lot of those organizations will let you donate vaccines, as it turns out. Like, right now on UNICEF's site, providing 100 polio vaccines to kids in need is 19 USD. And I'm not saying you should buy it and then send a card to an anti- vax relative saying you've provided lifesaving vaccinations in their name
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    Product - Blanche Devereaux stan @prominentbabee omg, this is the full movie title? CBR Comic Book Resources O . Oct 28 Frozen 2: Man Arrested for Having Sex with Olaf Doll in a Supermarket buff.ly/2pjOjeh
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    Horse - Literate Corvette @kanswercity In hindsight, I'm very disappointed in Barack Obama for not wearing this to his inauguration.
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    Face - If you put woman hair on Mike Myers you will get Mariah Carey
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    Text - adzolotl you call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture sailor--spoon Sir l'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
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    Text - The war on drugs Drugs
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    Text - Wife: "The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on toilet." Husband: "What...?? Send me a picture."
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    Text - They hired a new valet guy at my dad's office park. He seems to be a little 0.C.D. DELELOLLE
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    Product - Your upstairs neighbor starter pack ATC HIUT
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    Text - There is one person who is 7x more likely to kill you compared to everyone else. Yourself. 19.9k [deleted] • 1y 02 Not if I kill him first. 64.4k
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    Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 My son asked if I had too much booty in my pants so no my husband will never choose the music again 4:08 AM · 11/19/19 · Twitter for iPhone 105 Retweets 519 Likes Vision Bored @VisionBored1 ·13h For the record I have just the right amount of booty in my pants but that's besides the point
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    Text - Gillian Oakley @ltsGillyOutside first date idea: go to the store and ask them to take the cart back. if they leave it in the middle of the parking lot, drive away bc they're trash.
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    Text - Generic fox sona no. 753885 I may be a disgusting furry, but at least I'm not a Jake Paul fan 1 week ago • 1,478 TECHLIN LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM HE SPITTIN STRAIGHT FACTS!
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    Poster - TERMINATRR SAL LV ATI 15 Terminar Sevei £3.00 EDKOEINT COE JOSOR a small price to pay for salvation
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    Text - Top 5 Christian names for girls (1994 - 2014) Hannah Grace Ellen Elizabeth Rachel @ apertures413thdoctor ellen what the fuk happened in 1998 thepottertardis ellen degeneres came out in 1997 wifipassworcl yeah but ellen what happened in 2014 completely-dunn ellen page came out in 2014 ETOZ ztoz otoz 6007 800z L00z 900z soz 2004 Z00z TO0Z 0007 6661 8661 L66T 9661 S61 1994
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    Text - *10 year old me seeing the moon at day* How it looked like: How it felt like:
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